Five things I won't to when I'm old

When I'm old there are five things I will not:

Number one: Walk all day in public in slippers! Why is it necessary?

Number two: All day I will not be at home, watching TV, reading newspaper, I will go out of the house, and I will visit villages, and I will travel with my wife and my car!

Number three: I will not sit on a bench and gossip or cinticise the people who walk infront of me.

Number four: I will have a shower every day, so people don't think I am repulsive, also I will remember to wear my teeth and cut the hair in my ears!!

Number five: I will be optimistic not pessamistic. I will live my life well. I will not bother other people. I will live every day to the maximum!